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Song Parodies -> "Exsanguine"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Fine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Exsanguine"

Parody Written by:

McKludge

The Lyrics

Thought I'd add to the Psycho parodies on the site

Exsanguine = bloodless. And please grant me some poetic license and pronounce it "eks-san-gwine"
Lady came to me, you know
She stole ‘bout 40 G’s, you know
She bled so
I stabbed into her, she’s exsanguine

Marion’s her name, you know
She was a pretty dame, you know
She bled so
Circling down the drain, she’s exsanguine

Mom got mad, that I brought her to dine
Mom said stab, I’ll give her eight or nine

So as lady takes a shower now
Will be her final hour, how
She bled so
Pull the curtain down, she’s exsanguine



Lady screamed for life, you know
I sliced her with a knife, you know
She bled so
Oh God, mother! Blood! She’s exsanguine

She’s so dead, I stuffed her in the trunk
She’s so dead, into the swamp she sunk

Sam and Lila brought the fuzz, you know
Arrested me because, you know
I’m psycho
She’s completely pale, she’s exsanguine
Now I’ll rot in jail, she’s exsanguine

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John Barry - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent Psycho parody.
malcolm higgins - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
she was a thieving beeyotch
Jonathan S. - May 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Such morbid lyrics to such a happy song---funny stuff, McK. Yer lookin' "sharp!" 555
X-ed-In-NorCAL - May 15, 2010 - Report this comment
. . . Don't worry too much, Sir, for your x-Sandra . . . . as your "DitkaDiva" still awaits thee in derSportsBar, Lord McLewd
McKludge - May 16, 2010 - Report this comment
JB - There's plenty of good ones here, most of them by you and alvin.

malcolm - yeah, but she was pretty hot.

Jon - I had that line of "she bled so" in my head for a while, finally made it work. I was trying to use it in more of a vampiric theme, but Psycho is such a classic

X'ed - You always leave the most unusual comments.

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