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Song Parodies -> "Everybody's Got a Cooking Show Except Me and My Mommy"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody's Got a Cooking Show Except Me and My Mommy"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

John and Yoko on the Food Network. Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey.
Their on every channel
Their all over my TV
Their everywhere I look
Their everywhere I see
It's scary, it's scary
Everybody's Got a Cooking Show except for Me and My Mommy

My plumber Louie and my nanny Flo
My dentist Dave, everyone has a show
So their on, their on
Their on every channel
Their all over my TV
Their everywhere I look
Their everywhere I see
It's scary, it's scary
Everybody's Got a Cooking Show except for Me and My Mommy

I'm going insane and I'm losing my mind
Why is it we can't get any face time
So their on, their on
Their on every channel
Their all over my TV
Their everywhere I look
Their everywhere I see
It's scary, it's scary
Everybody's Got a Cooking Show except for Me and My Mommy

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Phil N - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Even PBS is now taken over by cooking shows. I'm getting sick of them. Anyway, great take on it all, 5's
Mark Scotti - April 14, 2010 - Report this comment
What's cookin? Every Beatles coking parody under the sun(Hey, "This Comes On Buns" for "Here Comes The Sun?)

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