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Song Parodies -> "Kama Sutra Positions"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kama Sutra Positions"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

As I skim this ancient look
Inside this Kama Sutra book
At all of the different ways
That you can have fun rolling in the hay
Some are that you've seen before
But only behind closed lock doors
Yet others you don't seem to quite get
Unless you're an Olympic gymnast

Kama Sutra Positions
How they get their legs so high?
That's gotta hurt, my oh my
No way that can possibly done
It's too much work, that can't be fun

As we sit alone in bed
We flip the pages and scratch our heads
The twists and turns of the human physique
Makes our stomachs crawl and a little weak
How did they learn to do those things
Instead of bones they must have springs
But as we learn to try something new
How did they do that on page 62?


Kama Sutra Positions
How they get their legs so high?
That's gotta hurt my oh my
No way that can possibly done
It's too much work, that can't be fun

We close the book and realize
We're not as nimble as those guys
The Kama Sutra's not our style
Since we just do it once in a while
Our day is done and almost over
As we slip inside our satin covers
The light goes off we are so weary
As we assume the missionary

Kama Sutra Positions
How they get their legs so high?
That's gotta hurt my oh my
No way that can possibly done
It's too much work, that can't be fun

Kama Sutra Positions
Kama Sutra Positions

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Mark Scotti - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
"Stretching" lengths of creativity here, all brilliant!
Phil N - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff
Old Man Ribber - April 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one, Dan. You are a true Kama Chameleon! ;D

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