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Song Parodies -> "Happiness is a Thick Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Happiness is a Thick Glove"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

" The Food Album " goes on.
It's not a thing to take lightly
Do,do,do,do,do,do,do,do
It should be a mitten that is long enough to cover your hand
Not to mention most of your arm

A couple inches thick so the heat of the oven
Won't melt your fingertips
If you try without it I assure you that the fire department
Will be called
Unless you want to end your life
Looking like a hot molten ball

I need a glove cause I'm going in
To check on the food that's in the oven
I need a glove cause I'm going in
Rachael Ray gave me a thick glove
Rachael Ray gave me a thick glove
Rachael Ray gave me a thick glove
Rachael Ray gave me a thick glove

Happiness is a thick glove
Happiness is a thick glove
When I hold you in my hand
And feel your thickness with my fingers
The cook in me really understands
That happiness is a thick glove

Yes it is, glove

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Phil N - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Another yummy parody, 5's
Timmy1000 - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice baking theme today.

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