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Song Parodies -> "While My Waistline Fades Away"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"While My Waistline Fades Away"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

A Tape Measured Parody
I look in the mirror and I ponder a question
While my waistline fades away
I eat three meals a day and still there's frustration
Still my waistline fades away
I don't why I'm losing poundage, I'm so astounded dear
I don't know where the food is hiding
This is really weird

So I went to the doctor to find some resolution
While my waistline fades away
He took an x-ray and found the solution
Why my waistline fades away
I have a tapeworm that looks like Rhode Island
It's so big and thick with some fur
My doctor named it Little Nessie cause
It looks just like the Lochness Monster

So instead of killing it, I found another purpose
While my waistline fades away
Look at me now
I'm in your local circus

Long Tapeworm Solo and Fade

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 2

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Mark Scotti - April 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, stretch!!

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