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Song Parodies -> "Madonna's Old And Bland"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Madonna's Old And Bland"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Oh yeah she, was a pop strumpet
She was her own name brand
But now, she stinks like armpit
Madonna's old and bland
Madonna's old and blaaand
Madonna's old and bland

When she, was young and kinky
She was in high demand
But now, she is just wrinkly
Madonna's old and bland
Madonna's old and blaaand
Madonna's old and bland

At next year's VMA's they'll say,
"Oh, my God"
She'll ride the Olsen twins with a
Cattle prod
cattle prod
cattle prod....

Oh she, should now be hist'ry
Just like Duran Duran
That's why she, sucked face with Britney
Madonna's old and bland
Madonna's old and blaaand
Madonna's old and bland

Oh she, is like a lost pup
Her cowboy hat was panned
Why won't she, admit she's washed up?
Madonna's old and bland
Madonna's old and blaaand
Madonna's old and bland

But when she wants something she'll get it,
you bet
The Geriatric Girl is not
finished yet
finished yet
finished yet....

Oh it would, not be a shocker
If someday she was banned
For humping her favorite walker
Grandmama's old and bland
Madonna's old and blaaand
Madonna's old and bland
Madonna's old and bla-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aaand

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Smurf & Mr Horse - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Great one Claude, youre absolutely right!
Adagio - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job.
Billy Florio - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL..youre gona get some flack for thr Duran Duran line though lol
John Jenkins - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Amusing title - and the parody lived up to it.
Peregrin - October 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Alright Claude! Let it be known all Madonna-slamming parodies shall receive generous marks from me!
Michael Pacholek - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah yes, the Blonde leading the Bland.
Lila - November 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Ageist ? how original

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