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Song Parodies -> "Pelts"

Original Song Title:

"Help"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pelts"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

The Dawn of Alternative Lifestyles:
Pelts, cover my body,
Welts, battle scars on me,
Felt, private’s burn from the sun, pelts.

Now I'm cro magnon, need a partner I could tame,
I'm searching in the forest for women I could brain.
But how my sight was wrong, my eyes had been obscured,
Club had tried, to get a bride, hit raptor, bit my drawers.

Pelts make a warm man, sleep safe and sound,
But as growls approaching late, pelts will turn brown.
Melt down, Ice Age gone, I almost drowned,
No more freeze, less pelt needs.

And now I hunt till late, killed tiger ate my weight,
Screw PETA Bedrock cries, smashed seals had a buffet.
Now woman finding stick, stands out, pelt's unsecured,
I have to find, a girls behind, need hump jump my sex cure.

Pelts can not hold, shows manness proud,
And soon I'll reciprocate to woman found.
Dealt her, one good blow, I drag on ground,
Cave girl sleaze, need pelt free.

I am a winner, my cave sealed now, so she stays,
I should have noticed, muscled body lines I need explained.
And how she woke up wrong, her squeals man like for sure,
Changed mankind, same sex assigned, cave needs a closet door.

Pelts concealed my wife, could not see mounds,
And I did not anticipate what pointed out,
Held me, I'm HIS girl now sex confounds,
Gel I need, my goat's freed, cross breed, Pan speeds, out......
Copyright 2010

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Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Oops! Brilliantly done! That was no lady, that was my...lol! ;D
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Cave grunts' of thanks to you, OMR!!!
Christie Marie M - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
My fave of the day! I karaoked your satire and it sounded a lot cooler as I sang your parody! Concealing you 555 pelts for this one!
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
"Cro magnon" thanks to you, Christie!!!
AFW - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Unique concept...very well done
Fiddlegirl - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Helter-Skelter from *that* little pelter! ROFL... 555!
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Gift of pelts...and thanks to AFW & Fiddlegirl!
Andy Primus - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious tale of getting it soooo wrong - so, 1,002,010 years ago, they didn't all dress like Raquel Welch then
< ! ! ! > - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
~ ~ ~ > ! ! !
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
funny
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
All hail Piltdow--, nay 'Peltdown' man!
Meriadoc - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I guess he's AC-BC now....
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
A "Welch" of thanks to Andy(boy, do I remember Raquel in that outfit!) Thanks, Phil! Pelting you thanks, TJC! To Meriadoc, ROFL!!!!
Below Average Dave - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I like your switch ups throughout the song, very entertaining way to parody one of the Beatles most hit songs.
Mark Scotti - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave!
Peta Pan Chunky Pea-brained-NuTTy Budder - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Serves you right for dissing PETA!

Utterly ingenious concept -- had no idea what to expect, which can be the best -- surprise twists and all. And you really got my goat at the end! 555

LOL @ FG's switch to D.McL. -- *That's* the way to start connecting distant dots, dear! Soon you'll be seeing connections everywhere, and be as far gone as your partner!
Mark Scotti - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Gift of goat and thanks to you, TT!!!
Kristof Robertson - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
UG! ME LIKE FUNNY SONG! Good job, Mark...pacing a little loose at times, but not enough to dock ya. Bedrock PETA was a great get, and the twist was sublime. 555
Michael Marino - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Good Song. It should make the "Mark Scotti 1" album.
Mark Scotti - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
"Ug, mw give thanks to" Kristof & Michael!!!
John Barry - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Better late than never: 5s!
Mark Scotti - March 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, John!!!
Matthias - April 09, 2010 - Report this comment
This one was just good old fashioned fun!
Andria - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM March 2010) Great job all around, and pelts were indeed a big step up from fig leaves, but not nearly as good as regular clothing. Got one (pelt, not fig leaf) on the back of my couch, as a matter of fact, it's from a musk-ox. 5s.
Mark Scotti - April 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Cro magnon "grunts" of thanks to Matthias & Andria!
Jeff Reuben - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM--Nice job, easily the best song about pelts on the site :-)
Mark Scotti - April 15, 2010 - Report this comment
"Jurassic" thanks, to you Jeff!
Below Average Dave - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Ok Mark, now that it's an SOTM entry, i feel I should elaborate a litle. This one is paced and rhymed very well. It's overall pretty funny, though some lines come off as random. This particular song, like most Beatles songs, has been hit so many times that it is hard to improve on what other parodists have done with it, that said, you held your own. . .not bad
Mark Scotti - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave! I enjoyed writing this one...
Peter Andersson - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM March 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40307.0
Abbott Skelding - April 24, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM- Nice job, I needed some "help" because I wasn't 100% sure about what the song was about lol,
Mark Scotti - April 25, 2010 - Report this comment
"Stone Aged" thanks to Peter & Abbott!!
Arwen - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
SOTM...this made me smile, Mark...lots of fun lines!
bobpiecheese - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A little bit confusing at times, and the pacing isn't perfect, but otherwise still a very good parody. Caveman fashion...what next? 555
Mark Scotti - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Yabba dabba thankya to Arwen & bobpie!
No-Hump-Jump-Jill - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
< ! ! ! >
Mark Scotti - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
!!! Thanks, Jill
Bilbopooh - August 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice job! Actually, PETA might applaud you for pointing out a potential pitfall of pelts... ;)
Mark Scotti - August 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Pelting you with thanks, Bilbo!!
Abbott Skelding - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment
After a second reading, I love the twist at the end...excellent job!
Below Average Dave - August 28, 2010 - Report this comment
See above x2
Mark Scotti - August 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks to Abbott & Dave
Agrimorfee - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Very amusing topic, you packed a lot into it with the story, and the rhyme subs were outrageous, on the John Barry level. (that's a compliment, btw!)
Mark Scotti - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Agri. I'm humbled!! One of my funest writes!!
bobpiecheese - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) See above!
Mark Scotti - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, bobpie!!
Andria - September 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC O & P) Voted once before, still very good.
Mark Scotti - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria!
DJ Blaze - September 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, pelts were very handy. LOLed at this crazy take on a Beatles classic. 555
Mark Scotti - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, and glad to get you to laugh, DJ!!!

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