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Song Parodies -> "I Want to Scold That Band"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to Scold That Band"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

About The Jonas Brothers. I used to like them, now I simply can't stand them.
Oh yeah I realized something
those homos I can't stand
They are the Jonas Brothers
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band

Oh please... just agree
They're just plain creepy, man
Quit comparing them to the Beatles
Cuz they're a stupid band (I DON'T MEAN THE BEATLES!)
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band

And if they touched me
I'd feel crappy inside
It's such a scene that I don't want
to be inside
be inside
Be inside

Yeah you
Don’t know nothing
Your music ain't so grand
I want
To say something
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band

And if they touched me
I'd feel crappy inside
It's such a scene that I don't want
to be inside
be inside
Be inside

Yeah you
Don’t know nothing
Your music ain't so grand
I want
To say something
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band
I want to scold that band

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Old Man Ribber - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
You should hit them all with Maxwell's Silver Hammer! Great job, carly!
Phil Nelson - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah I never liked them either. good parody
Tommy Turtle - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
I DK the Jonases (heard of them, though), but this was a very clever title switch. 555.

TTip for the future: See if you can play with lines instead of repeating them (even if they repeat in the OS):

They leave me cold, that band They're getting old, can't stand...
The Jonas mold, s***-canned
They should be boldly banned ....

Etc. (just off the top of my head.) Gives you a chance to show more creativity and to give us many times the laughs. :-D
P. S. - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
There was a reply back to you @ CMM's trib yesterday:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elvispresley204.shtml
Christie Marie M - February 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Carly, I don't blame you one bit for disliking Jonas Bros. I don't listen to their music much. As a matter of fact, I can't seem to get into them! From what I hear about them, I'm starting to get the feeling that Ja Bros are the Hanson of the 2000s and 2010s, with their "annoying" music and all. I was alerted from your comment to TT's trib about me. Here I am... to give you 555's. PS. I karaoked your song so I can find out what I sound like singing to it and found myself wishing I had a microphone. Great job!
Amanda - February 21, 2010 - Report this comment
The big deal with the Jonas Brothers is that they're WAY more popular than they deserve... People don't realize that they'll be has-beens 10 years from now.

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