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Song Parodies -> "Just Buy Me Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Buy Me Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Just Buy Me Drugs"

Parody Written by:

The Offenders

The Lyrics

America's favorite pasttime, be they legal or not!
Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh
Drugs, Oh
Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh

I think you've gone and guessed my friend
What I need from you tonight
So get me anything my friend
That'll make me feel alright
'Cause I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

I'll give you all I've got to give
Just to get a gram or two
But if you really want to live
Then an eight-ball ought to do
I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh
Marijuana or some blow
Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh
Crack Cocaine, Oh!

Everyone knows I like the things
Like getting real high
Smoking on a Crack pipe makes me sing
But yet I don't know why
I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

Buy Me Drugs, Oh
Marijuana or some blow
Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh
Crack Cocaine, Oh!

Everyone knows I like the things
Like getting real high
Smoking on a Crack pipe makes me sing
But yet I don't know why
I will give you lots of money
Money to buy me drugs

Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh
Drugs, Oh
Just Buy Me Drugs, Oh, Oh

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Old Man Ribber - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
"High" scores! Like wow! ;D
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