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Song Parodies -> "Nicotine"

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The Beatles

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The Lyrics

A parody about my nicotine addiction that I am trying to break.
Makes my troubles seem so far away
Smoke two packs of Old Golds every day
Oh, how I love my nicotine

They don’t stay lit like they used to be
They are made to burn so safe-a-ly
All cigarettes are fire-safe

Why I have to smoke, I don't know,
But I just do
I love cigarettes
Now I live for nicotine

Used to say they wouldn’t hurt a fly
If you smoke, you may well die
I want to quit, the cigarettes

Now I'll try to quit, I'll try to
That I will do
I'll chew Nicorette®
And wear a NicoDerm®
Happy Holidays!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Timmy1000 - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely written and good luck with your stopping.
Old Man Ribber - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
TJC - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Ironically, the Surgeon General approves!
John Barry - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Just say NicOtine.
2Eagle - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Good ode to a touchy subject.
Andria - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Timmy1000, OMR, TJC, John Barry and 2Eagle. I've been up for a while now, and am only on my first cigarette.
blackjack21 - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Well written and glad your quittin'
Andria - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, blackjack. I've only smoked six cigarettes today, and I have turned to jawbreakers to keep my mouth occupied. Great rhyme and pun, btw.

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