Song Parodies -> Ambulance Chaser
| Original Song Title: | "Paperback Writer" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Ambulance Chaser" |
| Parody Written by: | The Great Karlando |
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
When I was 13 back in '93
My mama asked me just what I'd want to be
You could be a doctor or a financeer
I said "Those are nice, but I want to be an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
If an accident takes it's toll on you
You just come to me and I will pull you through
Get you a million if you slip and fall
It's dishonest, yeah, but after all I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
If you crash your car into a big oak tree
And your B.A. content is at .13
Just pick up your phone and get ahold of me
It won't be your fault, cuz you know I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
I'm a slimy bastard, but I'm filthy rich
Better think about that 'fore you start to bitch
I might sue your ass off and take all you own
It's a nifty perk that I get cuz I'm an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
When I was 13 back in '93
My mama asked me just what I'd want to be
You could be a doctor or a financeer
I said "Those are nice, but I want to be an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
If an accident takes it's toll on you
You just come to me and I will pull you through
Get you a million if you slip and fall
It's dishonest, yeah, but after all I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
If you crash your car into a big oak tree
And your B.A. content is at .13
Just pick up your phone and get ahold of me
It won't be your fault, cuz you know I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
I'm a slimy bastard, but I'm filthy rich
Better think about that 'fore you start to bitch
I might sue your ass off and take all you own
It's a nifty perk that I get cuz I'm an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser
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Great job!
I love lawyer slams - more please. Great song. My respect and 5's for a great write.
Excellent, Karlando!
Really good.
All fives for the firm of Karlando & Karlando.
I almost missed this one, glad i caught it. Karlando it's great!
spot on
Excellent parody, GK - this isn't about John Edwards, is it?
fabulous .. v funny!
Claims Direct should have used this as a jingle!
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