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Song Parodies -> "Ambulance Chaser"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ambulance Chaser"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

When I was 13 back in '93
My mama asked me just what I'd want to be
You could be a doctor or a financeer
I said "Those are nice, but I want to be an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

If an accident takes it's toll on you
You just come to me and I will pull you through
Get you a million if you slip and fall
It's dishonest, yeah, but after all I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

Ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

If you crash your car into a big oak tree
And your B.A. content is at .13
Just pick up your phone and get ahold of me
It won't be your fault, cuz you know I am an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

I'm a slimy bastard, but I'm filthy rich
Better think about that 'fore you start to bitch
I might sue your ass off and take all you own
It's a nifty perk that I get cuz I'm an ambulance chaser
Ambulance chaser

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Billy Florio - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Guy DiRito - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
I love lawyer slams - more please. Great song. My respect and 5's for a great write.
Peregrin - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent, Karlando!
Adagio - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Really good.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
All fives for the firm of Karlando & Karlando.
Wild Man - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I almost missed this one, glad i caught it. Karlando it's great!
MarthaDTox - January 31, 2004 - Report this comment
spot on
John Jenkins - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, GK - this isn't about John Edwards, is it?
martha - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment
fabulous .. v funny!
pickle - March 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Claims Direct should have used this as a jingle!

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