At arcades, there's guys galore
Stepping mad and sweating mean
Music's bold, the crowds went wild
For the DDR machine

Yes, this game's a lot of fun
It will eat a lot of green
And we're beat on every play
At the arcade dance machine

We can't win at the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine
We all lose at the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine

Though we're drained and scoring poor
We will always step hundreds more
Taka-man begins to play

(The song "V" from DDR Extreme plays, overlapping Yellow Submarine)

We're all slaves to the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine
Won't stop playing the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine

(Spoken)
Hard steps ahead, Mr. DJ, hard steps ahead!
10-footers are tough, man!
Spin 360! Spin 360!
Fast part, nail fast part!
Nailed it! NAILED IT!

As we fail and score some E's
Every song we tried (every song we tried)
Was fast to me! (was fast to me!)
From MAX2 (from MAX2)
To tough EXTREME (to tough EXTREME)
Hooked on arcade (hooked on arcade)
Dance machine (dance machine! WAHA!!)

Cannot give up the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine
Always hooked on the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine

Sweating hard from the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine
Never ending, the DDR machine
DDR machine, DDR machine