-> "Dr. Pepper, A Drink Without Prunes"
Original Song Title:
"With A Little Help From My Friends"
Parody Song Title:
"Dr. Pepper, A Drink Without Prunes"
The Lyrics
What would you think if I gave you a can
Of this drink labeled in red and white?
Hold out your hand and I'll give you a can
Of Dr. Pepper that’s ice-cold
Oh, drink this drink made without prunes
Oh, drink this Dr. Pepper, and it’s free
Here is your Dr. Pepper, free of charge
What do I do when I’m far from the john?
(Does it worry you to be so far?)
How do I feel when I sit on the john?
(No diarrhea, ‘cause there are no prunes)
My thirst is quenched by a cold drink, in red can
Oh, I get high with caffeine from a can
No gastric distress from this drink in a can
(Are you thirsty, or aren’t you?)
Need something cold to drink?
(Hey, are you dehydrated?)
I want something cold to drink
(Would you believe in a love at first sip?)
I am certain that it happens all the time
(From your rectum, nothing at all drips)
I will tell you, and I know it’s true
Oh, drink this drink made without prunes
Oh, drink this Dr. Pepper, and it’s free
Here is your Dr. Pepper, free of charge
(Are you thirsty, or aren’t you?)
Need something cold to drink?
(Hey, are you dehydrated?)
I want something cold to drink
My thirst is quenched by a cold drink, in red can
Oh, I get high with caffeine from a can
No gastric distress from this drink in a can
There are no back-door trots with this drink
Lots of flavors, not a single prune
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