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Song Parodies -> "All You Bleed is Blood"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need is Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All You Bleed is Blood"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Seeing all red after writing this one.
Blood, blood, blood. Blood, blood, blood. Flood, flood, flood.

There’s bleeding you can stop with Curad strips.
Bleeding that’ll cease for your skin rips.
Corpuscle delay, and you can clog it with clay
It’s cheesy.

There’s blood cells you can’t make that can’t be lost.
No leukocyte that’s white that can’t be tossed.
High blood pressure hue
Before you begin turning blue,
it’s breezy.

All you bleed is blood, all you bleed is blood,
All you bleed is blood, blood, blood is all you bleed.

Break.

All you bleed is blood, all you bleed is blood,
All you bleed is blood, blood, blood is all you bleed.

There’re arteries and veins that aren’t known.
Platelets then regain but aren’t shown.
Clotting all the while, hemoglobin pile.
It’s queasy.

All you bleed is blood, all you bleed is blood,
All you bleed is blood, blood, blood is all you bleed.
All you bleed is blood (coagulating now)
All you bleed is blood (oxidize me)
All you bleed is blood, blood, blood is all you bleed.

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alvin - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
indeed...lol...funny concept
Timmy1000 - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Gory but funny.
Mark Scotti - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Killed my idea for a "Twilight" or "True Blood" idea ("All I Want Is Blood"), but your concept is much more original, Jimbo. Give ya bloody fives on this!
Jim Rotondo - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Alvin, Timmy and of course my bloody mate Mark. Too late to cell this parody?
Tommy Turtle - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Somehow, I was expecting something more ... menstrual ... -- which would be a hilarious follow-up for you. Try this for inspiration:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba130.shtml
and the word "plug" becomes just too too apropos; it's a rotten pun in this situation! I vote you three Fibrin.
malcolm higgins - May 11, 2009 - Report this comment
nice flow to it.. ay..b positive
Jim Rotondo - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Malcolm, holy mackerel TT, what a graphic messterpiece that was of epic proportion, in particular "Catching c*nthly ooze (old news)". Don't know if I have the balls for that sort of sequel!
John Barry - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
A sanguine parody.
Tommy Turtle - May 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Jim Rotondo: If you truly don't want to do that sequel, would you mind if I did (same title, full credit to you for inspiration)? Not saying definitely would, and it probably would be next week -- booked for this week already -- but my rep here can't sink (or stink) any lower, so no compunct(ure)ion here. Let me know. No offense if not OK, OK?
Jim Rotondo - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
TT: My name is Jim Rotondo, and I approve your planned sequel and look forward to it!
TT - May 14, 2009 - Report this comment
MNIJR: Nice pol-ad takeoff! Will put in the to-do folder with the other hundred or two, but near the top! Will try for next week. Great inspiration!
Tommy Turtle - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Jim, I finally got your spin-off knocked out (hopefully, not "up: lol), and plan to post it this Thursday, June 4th. Hope you can join the party, and thanks again for the super inspiration.

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