Song Parodies -> She Gives Me Wood
| Original Song Title: | "Norwegian Wood" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "She Gives Me Wood" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Rotondo |
Follow-up to "4-Hour Erection" whilst shopping at Lowes HARDware.
Girl working at Lowes, wearing nice clothes, looking real good.
I need 2-by- 4’s, for my new drawers, she gives me wood.
I’m just an old man who’s trying to build-up his house.
She’s just a young gal who’s eager to take off her blouse.
She entertains guests, mighty fine breasts, I understood.
I asked for some nails, possibly sales, she gives me wood.
Break
This gal’s a goddess, a beauty, she quite the fine lass.
I turned to notice the tattoo above her nice ass.
I then left the store, could take no more, as though I should.
She lurks in my mind, no I’m not blind, she gives me wood.
I need 2-by- 4’s, for my new drawers, she gives me wood.
I’m just an old man who’s trying to build-up his house.
She’s just a young gal who’s eager to take off her blouse.
She entertains guests, mighty fine breasts, I understood.
I asked for some nails, possibly sales, she gives me wood.
Break
This gal’s a goddess, a beauty, she quite the fine lass.
I turned to notice the tattoo above her nice ass.
I then left the store, could take no more, as though I should.
She lurks in my mind, no I’m not blind, she gives me wood.
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How "wood" you like some 5's? Very hot and steamy parody you wrote!
five by fives from me...
Thanks Christie, Malcolm, I don't know what it is, I'm the shyest guy on the planet, these parodies write themselves once the title is established.
Parody is funny, but I have to find a new Lowe's for my wood.
You're a regular "Wood"ie Guthrie!
Yu're right, Jimbo. Excellent followup to 4 Hour Erection!
How about a 5 wood?
Thanks Timmy, Mark, as the late Marilyn Chambers would have said, "Thanks for sticking up for me guys".
too funny..hope you don't mind if i just give you fives
You had me at the second line! The surprise switch in meaning there made the whole song. ... and yep, the best title switches write the song for you -- you *nailed* that point! Five Screws to return to the nice saleslady.
Here's $555 for treatment just in case you develop a termite problem - Loved the internal rhymes!!!
Thanks so much Alvin, TT and Leo, your approval of such an edgy parody truly increases my 1st year confidence here in Parodyland.
Ah sir, that's why you dudes all hang around Hardware/home improvement store . . . .
MadameHollyWood: No, it's so we can fight the illegal aliens to get day jobs from trucks that drive through the parking lot looking for work crews, since parodying pays poorly ;-(
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