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Song Parodies -> "Born Together"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Born Together"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Ode to the Conjoined Twins as inspired by the Farrelly Brothers.
We’re stuck together since the days of rockets
We got true blue eyeballs in our own four sockets
We got hair down to all four knees
Bound to be a freak show for the Cirque du Chinese.

We’ve got two necks between our broadened shoulders
We wear extra big coats in case it gets colder
We say “We know glue, glue knows us”,
Always get a stare when we get on the first bus
Born together, same day, Siamese.

We work together since we’re tightly connected
And we shower together, never find us infected
We got strange clothes real custom-made
Work out at the gym and drink some cold Gatorade
Born together, same day, Siamese.

We date the same girl, we spend half of the money
We got two-for-one romancing, we call her honey
She say, “One and One is Two I see,
Such a double bubble can we go on as three?”
Born together, same day, Siamese.

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alvin - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
nifty concept...dug it
John Barry - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark Scotti - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny movie, Funnier parody!!! 2 reviews of fives...
Jim Rotondo - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, John, Mark, I think the Farrelly Bros. are in charge of the new Stooges film also.
malcolm higgins - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
nice work

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