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Song Parodies -> "Broccoli"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

The fiber of society.
Gaseous vegetable of greenery
Looks like little trees of scenery
Oh I do eat my broccoli.

Salt and pepper added sparingly
Piece of chicken, rice served steamily
Cut bite-size with some cuttery.

Fiber makes me go down below with guarantee.
It will prime the load then explode, from broccoli.

With cheese sauce so even kids will see
They’re enchanted with their poop and pee
Now they believe in broccoli.

Why I didn’t like as a tike I used to plea,
“Take this vile weed dirty deed, no broccoli.”

Colon snake throughout all history
Now I understand this mystery
Oh I believe in broccoli.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm hmm hmm hmm.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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Mark Scotti - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Right up there with "Chopping Broccoli", as my favorite Broccoli songs... Five toots to you...
alvin - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
nice, you make it almost sound yummy and fun to eat
Jim Rotondo - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Alvin. Years ago this was a drag to eat, but with enough garlic salt, pepper, butter or olive oil, cheese sauce, even soy sauce, it's consumable....even for kids.
Semg And the Heads - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I actually like broccoli and I still think this was a very funny parody - 5 stems across the board! (Interestingly, my security code for this comment was YUK!)
AFW - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good food parody..I love food parodies..
Jim Rotondo - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, Semg, security codes RULE and that is pretty eerie. Remember the Leave it to Beaver Brussels Sprouts episode?

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