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Song Parodies -> "Octomommy's Problem"

Original Song Title:

"Octopus' Garden"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Octomommy's Problem"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

its plain to see...maternity...
was this octomommy's problem...eight, she made
world in a spin...reports came in
now, through octomommy's problems...she must wade

this mother hen....made history
an octomommy problem, has she
have two or three...most would agree
but this octomommy's problems never fade

oh what a swarm..more than the norm
cause she could not hide away...the press, she braved
a watershed...of babies she had bred
when this octomommy's body misbehaved

children spring...she's soon renowned
she's layin' low...but still she's found
just let her be...no need to see...
all this octomommy's problems on parade

word leaked out...there was no doubt
the moral ?...be careful what you crave
(be real careful what you crave)
oh what joy...a single girl or boy
lordy...a houseful is depraved
(surely, its depraved)

now poor she...is busy as a bee
with this crowd, there's way too much to do
she's never free...no privacy
its this octomommy's problem...boo hoo
its this octomommy's problem...boo hoo
its this octomommy's problem...boo hoo

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Christie Marie M - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, Alvin! I was always a big fan of octomom's crazy news stories! She's such an amazing breeder. The press is not her only problem she had to deal with but struggling with 8 babies at once. I also hear that she spends most of the money on herself other than her 8 babies. Anyways, it's all good!! 555!
Mark Scotti - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Love to see you on the Octomommy bandwagon, Alvin. Brilliant!
TR - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Anyone know any good Octomom jokes? 555
alvin - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...i teach driving a lot in the la habra area and ALL my students know where she lives....thanks mark....the babies were born in a hospital in my home town...thanks TR....haven't heard any
Leo Keough - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
On the assumption that the 'boo hoo's at the end were sung sarcastically, I give you 555!!!
AFW - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Very good title switching...great job, too
Timmy1000 - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice job on this OS; always look forward to Beatles' songs.
alvin - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks leo...absolutely sarcastic...lol...thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed...thanks timmy
Jim Rotondo - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolute perfection, love Ringo, I'm ringing in with the tenth set of fives!
2Eagle - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Octo -fives. The homonym in the OS must have inspired you.
Invisible Boy - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I loved the parody and also loved hearing about your geographical proximity to the "Big Event"
Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I knew I was gonna love this one from the title onward, and it didn't disappoint! TR, try this one: "How many Octomoms does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently, only one, but it'll be a really dim bulb."
alvin - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks jim...yup, ringo rocks...thanks 2eagle, yes it did...thanks IB....yeah, just a couple of blocks from me...thanks michael...lol
Andria - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry I'm late for the party Alvin, but I agree with all of the above comments and I think it's interesting how you close you were to the "big event". I too was very close to a big event, namely the 2008 Olympic track and field trials, which was far more interesting than the birth of octuplets IMHO and was even noisier than eight screaming babies. Here are some 5s.
alvin - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks andria......yup, a track meet IS noisier...lol

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