-> "Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland"
Original Song Title:
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
Parody Song Title:
"Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland"
The Lyrics
I was starting to eat food today,
But the flavor didn’t taste okay.
Weren't spices and no seasonings
Tasteless meal without reasonings
So may I introduce to food
The pair of shakers thru the years
Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland.
They’re Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland
I hope I will enjoy this meal.
They’re Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland
Quick fixes for all foods ideal.
Salt and Pepper only, Salt and Pepper only
Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland.
It’s wonderful with cold beer
It’s perfect on the grill
It beats caloric abstinence
Can’t wait to woof down all of this
Can’t wait to woof this down.
I don’t really want to season fruits
With a fear that it’ll cause the toots
But this duo really made my steak
Nice and tender like a chocolate cake.
So may I introduce to food
A tub of only chilly beers
And Salt and Pepper Only Starts Grub Bland.
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