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Song Parodies -> "A Little Kelp From My Bends"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Kelp From My Bends"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Scuba diving debacle.
What would you think if I jumped out a boat
And went diving to the deep unknown?
Water in ears, ocean bigger than moat
Rising fast is what they don’t condone.
Oh I might cry with a little kelp from my bends
I might die with a little kelp from my bends
Oh I’m gonna dry with a little kelp from my bends.

What do I do when my oxygen’s gone
(should it worry me to hold my breath?)
How to detach from this oversized prawn
(much too quick can lead to certain death)
No air supply with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, Captain Bligh with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, pizza pie with a little kelp from my bends.

Do I need scuba diving?
I just like searching the depths.
Do I need some reviving?
I guess I’m pretty inept.

Would you believe I met Mister Cousteau
At a scuba party late last year?
I bought his new book at the Diving Deep show
And what happened was what I most feared.
No air supply with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, Captain Bligh with a little kelp from my bends
Mmm, pizza pie with a little kelp from my bends.

Do I need to breathe heavy?
I’ve got some water in lung.
Could that be my old Chevy?
With shrinkage not too well hung.

Oh I might cry with a little kelp from my bends
I’m gonna dry with a little kelp from my bends.
I might die with a little kelp from my bends
Yes I’ll survive with a little kelp from my bends,
with a little kelp from my bends.

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Mark Scotti - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's a little five, from your friend... I'm drowning with laughter, Jim!
She Shells See Sells... - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Perfectly silly adorable ditty!
alvin - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
nice title switch and the parody lived up to the promise....i bubbled over with chuckles
Harry - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
I fell overboard with laughter on this one, Jim! Kelp me kelp me! Throw me a ring! (onion preferably). LOL. Good job!
Jim Rotondo - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you all! For those who remember Sea Hunt in the 60's, this was inspired by Mike Nelson played by Lloyd Bridges.
2Eagle - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
What do you think the surfers have to put up with? Surfboards should be made with razor sharp skegs to maneuver through kelp beds, but that would be too dangerous otherwise.
Sub-Mariner - April 24, 2009 - Report this comment
You are the prince of the deep -water parody!

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