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Song Parodies -> "She's Inhuman"

Original Song Title:

"She's A Woman"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"She's Inhuman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...an "exorcist" parody...
my child...ain't actin' pleasant
laid low...this adolescent
rollin' eyes with goo so filmy
ragin' fever, can't relieve her
i feel...the devil's presence
twirls her head all roly-poly
preacher tells me she's unholy
droolin'...her soul is missin'

she blows...pea soup in eyes
she quakes...and loudly sighs
she's unhappy...lusty fury
on the floor, she's been relievin'
bed shakes...begins to rise
riddles, clever...full of malice
uses crucifix as phallus
shovin'...don't ask me why

she's inhuman, you understand
she's inhuman, the flames are fanned

her skin...is phosphorescent
i know...a demon's present
father marin and young demmy
pray forever, stoppin' never
hope she will learn her lesson
legs a-kickin' like a goalie
spewin' chunks of guacamole
truly...her brain's a-sizzlin'

she's inhuman, a special brand
she's inhuman and out of hand

my child...just keeps me guessin'
i know...that someone's messin'
lovely face now green and pimply
she's a-quiver and a-shiver
her state...is so depressin'
weight is down and body's bony
since the devil's been her crony
snake-like...she's always hissin'

she's inhuman
she's inhuman

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Mark Scotti - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Hilariously scary...
John Barry - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
"Her skin is phosphorescent". . .LOL!
AFW - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Great..goalie/guacamole rhyme..as well as, bony/crony...
Jason - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job as always Alvin. 555s
Andy Primus - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Excellent job - loads of great lines - up there with your best work
TJC - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Five gallons of Regan (projectile) trickle-down laugh-o-nomics, Alvin!
Invisible Boy - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
"My mother votes 5s as well"...I think that line's from the movie...
lilCupCakes - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Dice~, The Mighty Marquis de Roads; there is no child that you can't tame, or bring to life again.
Timmy1000 - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I'd say this is a 666, but the voting stops at 5's.
Andria - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, Alvin, and I'm glad to see you back. Likewise with AFW and LCC. Here are some 5s.
William Peter Bratty - April 21, 2009 - Report this comment
"uses crucifix as phallus
shovin'...don't ask me why"

'Cuz the crossbar hits the g-spot, silly! .... I proudly and loudly Blair out these Fives. -- tt.
alvin - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks mark...thanks john...thanks AFW...glad ya enjoyed...thanks jaason...thanks andy...glad ya dug it...thanks TJC....woo hoo...thanks IB...lol...thanks timmy...thanks andria...had a great time in louisiana...thanks WPB...lol
alvin - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
oops...thanks to LCC too
Lionel Mertens - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord have mercy!

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