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Song Parodies -> "And I Glove Her"

Original Song Title:

"And I Love Her"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"And I Glove Her"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Is my Eskimo girlfriend cold? Don't know, Alaska.
I give her all my gloves
That’s how I woo.
And if you saw her doves,
She’d warm them too,
And I glove her.

She gives me frozen cod
from fisheries,
The cod my glover brings,
She hands to me,
And I glove her.

A glove like ours,
Can pick up dimes,
And maybe spills,
If you’re messy.

Bright is the yellow pair,
Dark is the grime.
I hope this glove of mine,
Will clean and shine,
Danny Glover.

Protecting fingers too,
Five at a time.
But cold will turn them blue,
So much for mime,
And I glove her.

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TJC - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Jim, truly a sly one here, me thinks... now I'm waiting for your musical follow-on: "Wouldn't It Be Gloverly"!
alvin - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment
strangely poignant.....and to push it further, if eskimos kiss by rubbing noses, how do they french kiss ?...yuck !

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