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Song Parodies -> "For Norman"

Original Song Title:

"For No One"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"For Norman"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

your mom wakes...your mind breaks
you find that all her wiles
and vileness lingers on
when she's along she leads you

she snakes up...she shakes up
she takes your mind
and you do deeds
real acts of fury
she's so string, she leads you

and though inside, she's just stuffin'
no signs of life in this poor dear
she's a dead one
although she lives on it appears

you're haunted...she's heeded
no way you can deceive her
when she says..."your mom knows best"
instinct must lead you

and though inside, she's just stuffin'
no signs of life in this poor dear
she's a dead one
although she lives on it appears

she stays home...you go out
though murdered long ago
she's real enough
to make you snuff
to wrong, she leads you

her skin flakes...her skin cakes
preserved in time
a helpless thing, quite dead
but in your head
you can't forget her

and though inside, she's just stuffin'
no signs of life in this poor dear
she's a dead one
although she lives on it appears





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Timmy1000 - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Alvin, you really have captured the mind of Norman in this one. Should we start worrying about you? 555
Invisible Boy - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
A fine addition to your "Norman" legacy.
John Barry - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Absolutely great!
TJC - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Best Hitch-schlock ever!
LittleMuffinCakes - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Mighty Duke o' Dice, there's plenty of Life in this Muffin!
Tommy Turtle - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
That's strange -- I think the last time I was here, you were doing another "Psycho"-drama, so I can't reuse my line about you being the master Bates parodist. ... DKTOS, but you've captured the ab-Norm-al perfectly -- is your day job being a psychiatrist? :) 555, but what is "she's so string"? (held up by string, or typo for "strong") :-)
AFW - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Storman Norman rides again..good goin'
John Jenkins - January 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Very well rhymed, very well substituted, and very good parody.
alvin - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks timmy....i'm fine...and mom says to tell you SHE'S fine too...thanks IB....thanks john...thanks TJC...lol.....thanks LittleMuffinCakes...good to hear...thanks TT...oops...a typo....i'm not a psychiatrist...but am surrounded by crazy people...thanks AFW...thanks john
TT - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
"but am surrounded by crazy people"
Aren't we all? ::-)
alvin - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
they've certainly always been orbiting around ME

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