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Song Parodies -> "(Jose You Can) Drive My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"(Jose You Can) Drive My Car"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

California's going to start issuing drivers' licenses to illegal aliens....this is insanity and just inviites disaster. (I welcome immigrants who are here legally, don't get me wrong.)
Foreigners cross the border to be
In this country, illegally
They come to the US, and start to breed
And now a green card's something they don't need

Jose you can drive my car
Get a drivers license card
Jose you can drive my car
Well never deport you

"Employment tax eats my profits up good,"
Said the farmer of his livelihood
"Paying them peanuts is all very fine
In MEX-I-CO they can't make a dime!"

Jose you can drive my car
Get a drivers license card
Jose you can drive my car
We'll even support you

(keep workin' cheap oh yeah!)

Jose you can drive my car
Then you're gonna mow my yard
Family of nine to support
Your babies on welfare too

They cross the border, come to L.A.
Terrorists who hate the USA
They got no qualms 'bout jihad in their heart
And a California license that's a start

Terrorists can drive my Ford
Right into L.A. Airport
Allah gives then their reward
It's payday-they bomb you


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Claude Prez - September 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't really agree but I liked "then you're gonna mow my yard" Nice job.

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