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Song Parodies -> "I'll Try The Bed"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Cry Instead"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Try The Bed"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...goldilocks sings...
they've got every reason on earth to be mad
cause i just wrecked the only home they had
when things get in my way
i smash them up with no delay
i'm a brat
now i'll try
the bed

i took a nip at the porridge, their dinner did i eat
chair, i rocked and teetered, trashed complete
if they could see me now
they'd try and chew me up somehow
i'm a brat
now i'll try
the bed

don't wanna pry when the beasts are there
i shan't try till they've gone elsewhere
right now they're half a mile away-hay
if they came back
my skin they'd flay

and if they do, i'd better hide...naughty girl
cause they'd take me all apart, their claws unfurled
yes, they would just rip me in two
no telling what a nasty bear would do
i'm a brat
now i'll try
the bed

i start to cry when they show up there
my eyes wide cause i'm so darned scared
no place for me to hide away-hay
the bears came back
now i must pay

so now i'm doomed, they tanned my hide...naughty girl
right quick i begin to dart, how my legs did whirl
but gosh, even quicker they flew
i found out what an angry bear can do
i'm a brat
now i've died
i'm dead



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Timmy1000 - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the old children's tales set to parody music and nice song to choose; you can't go wrong using a Beatles" song - 555
AFW - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome back to the Moors...Hope you broke the bank in Vegas...I see you didn't spend all your Gold-ilocks
Andria - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Great re-take on "Goldilocks & The 3 Bears"! 5s for you!
onGoldenBlonde - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Duke 0'Dice ! We missed you , Sir Alvin! The weather must 've been awesome in Vegas, eh?
alvin - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks timmy...thanks AFW...broke even in LV...thanks andria...glad ya enjoyed....thanks onGoldenBlonde....windy
Christie Marie M - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome back, Alvin! Hope you enjoyed Vegas!! Anyways, I enjoyed reading Goldilocks. It's one of my fave stories. Poor Goldilocks got mauled by those bears. Oh, well. 5's all the way!
Invisible Boy - January 14, 2009 - Report this comment
I read it once and it was too short
I read it twice and it was too long
But, the third time I read it...it was just right
BTW...how was Vegas ? Where did you stay ?
alvin - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...had a great time....thanks IB....thanks IB...cancun inn...wayyyyyyyyyyyy off the strip
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin. In fact, you've given me an idea. Now ya done it...
alvin - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks michael...glad to inspire

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