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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Helper's Toys, In Socks, Get Crammed"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Helper's Toys, In Socks, Get Crammed"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

it was many years ago, they say
that kris kingle hired this band for pay
makin' gifts of every shape and style
all were guaranteed to raise a smile
the time to pass 'em out is due
the act they've done for all these years
santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed

when santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed
the names of all good kids, they know
santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed
its down the chimney, saint nick goes
santa's helper's toys, in...
santa's helper's toys, in...
santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed

its wonderful to get gear
its certainly a thrill
its such a chubby paunch, he's got
we hope he leaves some toys with us
we'd love to get some toys

he may really start to ho ho ho
and all the reindeer know where to go
like its mentioned in a famous song
christmas eve, he's gonna come along
a lump of coal, he'll leave for you
unless you're really good all year
when santa's helper's toys, in socks, get crammed

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McKludge - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Stuffin some fives your way
Timmy1000 - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Could be a Christmas classic for all time - 555 - like the"he may really start to ho ho ho.
Christie Marie M - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas, Alvin Rhodes!! I echo those two comments above. Reverting back to your comment from "Whiskey Swigs" I sure hope Santa would get you those things you mentioned (world peace and $20s). I also want those as well. I take it that you are a Beatles fan because I saw those awesome Beatles parodies by you and enjoyed them. I'm a Beatles fan myself. As a matter of fact, The Beatles should be singing your parodies. I've also enjoyed your Christmas parodies and I think maybe you could put out a Christmas album. 5's all the way!
alvin - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and timmy....thanks christie....happy holidays to you too....the beatles hit america when i was 8 and i was an immediate fan...i was in the fan club and everything...45 years later, they are still my favorites
AFW - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well put together, alvin..I usually just get a sock for Christmas..the other kind
Ann Hammond - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
ho ho
alvin - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW...i can relate...thanks ann
Andria - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody, Alvin, and I will be off-site for a while so that I can spend Xmas and New Year's with my folks, just so you know, so no parodies or comments from me for a while. 5s.
Tommy Turtle - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever, turning Sgt. Pepper into Sgt. Claus. At least have these Fives in your stocking.
alvin - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andria...i hope you have a wonderful holiday season...see ya on the other side...thanks TT...glad ya enjoyed
Stuart McArthur - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
what Tommy said - loved the ttile sub, alvin - 555
alvin - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
LittleHollyDaisy - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Merry Christmas to you Sir Alvin & your the clan ! May your New Years celebration be bright! . . . with a few popping bulbs, perhaps, Sir ?
TJC - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
No lumps of coal for this one.... you deserve 5 Babes in Toyland (interpret as you wish)!
Below Average Dave - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
You just need bigger socks! I remember my grandma had these huge stockings (like 5 foot tall and almost 3 feet wide) and she'd still over-fill them
Meriadoc - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment
That's really a cute one, Alvin!
John Jenkins - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good parody and outstanding title!
alvin - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LittleHollyDaisy...hope you have a wonderful holiday season too....thanks TJC...ooh la la...thanks BAD....that's MY kind of stocking....and grandma ! ...thanks merry...glad ya enjoyed....thanks john

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