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Song Parodies -> "They Caught The Loony Clerk"

Original Song Title:

"Across The Universe"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"They Caught The Loony Clerk"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...revisiting the bates motel...
girl was hiding out
a heartless man ran in and cut her up
she shivered and she gasped
then slipped away
they caught the loony clerk

ghoulish fellow was employed
a shiftless dude who'd lost his mind
obsessing on the guests, he'd see

absolutely raving...oh

dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd

as this gal checked in that night
he glanced, perversely, with his squinty eyes
he gave her cabin one
they caught the loony clerk

took a gander at her snow-white skin
it caused a paradox
his mother's wiles decreed he'd slay this dame
they caught the loony clerk

absolutely raving...oh

dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd

sound of shower, none of life
he slings her in her auto's rear
his mother thrived, decisively

limp and deadly quiet, snuffed
she lies supinely in a silty swamp
and soon the search was on
they caught the loony clerk

absolutely raving...oh

dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd
dressing as a dame's absurd

absolutely raving
absolutely raving
absolutely raving
absolutely raving

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Timmy1000 - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
555 - might have been a different flick if that Beatles' song had been playing in the background. Now, go take care of your mother.
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks timmy....took mom out to dinner last night...she got stuffed
TJC - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Your Oedipus Rocks! (but didn't come off without a Hitch...)
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks TJC...lol...good puns
Andria - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
If this has anything to do with Norman Bates or "Psycho", I didn't catch it. Great parody, and 5s.
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andria...yep, it was about norman bates and psycho
Tommy Turtle - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Didn't see this coming from the title, so I stand by my late comment on yesterday's entry, and add that you are also the Master Bates parodist!

Uhh, maybe I should rephrase that... It's just that when you have Itchcock on the brain... n/m. 555 already!
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks TT...lol
AFW - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Your Motor-Psycho is still rolling great
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Seeing the words"clerk" and "Alvin" in close proximity, what could be more Normal than to anticipate another fine "Psycho" parody?
alvin - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan...and there's a reason "clerk" rhymes with "berserk"
LilSafeCakes - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I feel a lot safer now, Sir Alvin! Thanks for the psycho update!
Peregrin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Good precis of the flick, alvin!
alvin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LilSafeCakes and peregrin

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