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Song Parodies -> "This Cloacal List Of Ordure"

Original Song Title:

"The Magical Mystery Tour"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"This Cloacal List Of Ordure"

Parody Written by:

Stan Hall

The Lyrics

If this isn’t crummiest parody I’ve written it’s certainly the crappiest. ;-)
[musical intro]

Hole stuff, from duff, back fissure’s outpour.
Hole stuff, bum-sluff dismissed thru’ rear door.
Hole stuff (dung, ca-ca, defecation) outrush of food’s viscera tour.
Hole stuff (anal evacuation) bowl flush assists it to sewer
This cloacal list of ordure’s a fate-of-food wordplay buffet
fate-of-food wordplay buffet …

Hole stuff, colonic misery’s cure.
Hole stuff, hedonic ’tis for poo-pooer.
Hole stuff (ev’ry coprophage’s need) goes from the abyss to the chewer.
Hole stuff (fecal impaction freed) shows up in lav-cistern as spoor.
This cloacal list of ordure is scoping the poop-phrase array
scoping the poop-phrase array …

[musical interlude]

Issue of chips …

Ahhhhh … Enough of this listing ordure!
Hole stuff, hole stuff’s re-christened “manure.”
Hole stuff (posterior purgation) bolus becomes kiester adieuer.
Hole stuff (a colonic creation) resultant post-feast number-twoer
This cloacal list of ordure’s a dung-singing waste-word display
dung-singing waste-word display …

With cloacal gist of manure, this rhyming crude waste-word bouquet,
rhyming crude waste-word bouquet
is tasteless poo-say.

[musical outro]
Careful how you comment, now .... loo slips stink ships!
( yeah, yeah, I know … aboard ship it’s called the head.) :-)

© Stan Hall 12/2/2008

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John Barry - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
A loogorrhea masterpiece!
Jason - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Good.
MasonR - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Gross-out funny!
Andy Primus - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Disgustingly funny
Stan - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Merde ... euh, je veux dire "mercí," mes amis! :-)
AFW - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
A super pooper parody with a capitol S..
alvin - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
pretty high tech sounding for a poop song...dug it
EmiLoca - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, THAT was the most entertaining vocabulary lesson of my scholastic career.
Stan - December 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, & Emi ... I was trying for something besides the same ol' sh!t. :-)
Peregrin - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Classy work with a s***ty subject!
Meriadoc - December 04, 2008 - Report this comment
It's a big improvement over the OS...
Stan - December 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, P&M ... I'm always just boweled over by the honor of a nod from you two. :-)

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