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Song Parodies -> "I Started Bleeding"

Original Song Title:

"I've Got A Feeling"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Started Bleeding"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i started bleeding
a beating from my wife
oh yeah...oh yeah
i started bleeding
the beating of my life
oh no...oh no ...oh no
i started bleeding...yeah

i don't believe it...its like she must have trained
oh yeah...oh yeah
i can't conceive it
she quickly bashed my brains
oh no...oh no...oh no
i started bleeding

from the rear, she approached without sound
suddenly i'm down, right where she'd thrown me
then she started kicking my poor body and her feet just flew

i started bleeding
i think she broke my nose
oh yeah...oh yeah
i started bleeding
she nearly left me comatose
oh no...oh no...oh no
i started bleeding

then she socked me in the left ear
then upon my back, she did climb
i was letting out a loud scream
she was having such a good time
then i asked her, would you stop, dear ?
in my stomach, felt her fist pound
took a moment just to rest up
then she started on the next round

then she bit me on the right ear
as for ribs, i think she broke nine
she was rupturing my poor spleen
didn't take that as a good sign
couldn't see because my eyes teared
ear drum pierced so there was no sound
i could tell my neck was screwed up
tried to stand but merely fell down

oh yeah...yeah...ooooooooh

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Jason - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done Alvin. I hope to be back on here more often since I had to resolve some personal issues (hence my long-term absence) 555.
John Barry - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
A painfully funny parody.
alvin - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks jason...hope to see more of your work soon....thanks john...thankfully fiction
Andy Primus - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny Alvin - that's what it's gonna be like for that Russian millionaire bloke if he marries that nutter Naomi Campbell
AFW - October 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Gotta' watch those ladies, alvin..fine job
alvin - October 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andy, dr. music and AFW

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