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Song Parodies -> "Don't Crucify"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Pass Me By"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Crucify"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i listen for their footsteps
don't think i'll survive
there's the soldiers' footsteps
soon they will arrive
waitin' for the cross here
shaken to the core
i sure fear it
does it mean...dad don't love me any more ?

i feel the thorn's a-prickin'
gone's my mental health
up the hill, i'm movin'
cross, drug by myself
i wonder where's the gang tonight ?
i sure could use their help
i don't see 'em
does it mean...they don't love me any more ?

don't crucify
don't let me die
don't make me blue
its so alarmin'...no love from my crew
you surely know...it hurts me so
the worst part's still to go
don't crucify
don't let me die

i've always had a doubt or two
dad's plan was unfair
had ourselves a last bash
then accosted there
judas kiss revealed my fate
i gave a glower or two
this is my last night...slayin's near
this slayin' is near...its true

don't crucify
don't let me die
don't make me blue
its so alarmin'...no love from my crew
you surely know...it hurts me so
the worst part's still to go
don't crucify
don't let me die
don't make me blue


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Peter Andersson - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
The obvious comment here is of course: You nailed this one!
alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peter...lol
Jeff Reuben - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
More serious than most of your stuff that I'm familiar with. Peter beat me to the line I would have used :) Well done.
AFW - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Very good job of making biblical more modernly dramatic
alvin - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks jeff.....thanks AFW
UnKnownVotress - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Might Duke o'Roads~ I like your ' rap' on this religious flap.
alvin - August 15, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks UNknownVotress
Christie Marie M - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Just observing the Holy Week. Great parody you wrote. Just seeing "The Passion of the Christ" is enough to make me blue. I actually cried over that movie. I echo all comments above.
alvin - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie....happy easter !

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