(Pow! Splat! Crunch! Oof!
Pow! Splat—ohhh!)

You read the comics of D.C.
There’s strength for “Supes”, but tech for me
‘Cause I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

My parents died when I was small.
A mugger shot them, you recall.
That’s why I’m Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

If you steal a car, I’ll match your pace.
If you rob a bank, I’ll crash your place.
If you lie in court, I’ll trash your case.
If you mug some folks, I’ll smash your face.
Batman!

(instrumental break)

‘Cause I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

My movie’s earning handsomely.
(Batman, Mr. Christian!)
Though Joker steals the scenes from me.
(Oscar, Mr. Heath!)
Still, I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

If I get lonely on my ride,
(Batman!)
Soon I’ll have Robin by my side
(Batman!)
‘Cause I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

And you cruds better watch out for me!
(Batman!)