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Song Parodies -> "Batman"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

Okay, it's been done here, but I'm doing it now! OS:
(Pow! Splat! Crunch! Oof!
Pow! Splat—ohhh!)

You read the comics of D.C.
There’s strength for “Supes”, but tech for me
‘Cause I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

My parents died when I was small.
A mugger shot them, you recall.
That’s why I’m Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

If you steal a car, I’ll match your pace.
If you rob a bank, I’ll crash your place.
If you lie in court, I’ll trash your case.
If you mug some folks, I’ll smash your face.

(instrumental break)

‘Cause I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

My movie’s earning handsomely.
(Batman, Mr. Christian!)
Though Joker steals the scenes from me.
(Oscar, Mr. Heath!)
Still, I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

If I get lonely on my ride,
Soon I’ll have Robin by my side
‘Cause I’m the Batman.
Yeah, I’m the Batman!

And you cruds better watch out for me!

Weird Al connection:

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 10

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alvin - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
great job on this....the 'heath' bit fit perfect
2Eagle - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm batty over this.
John Barry - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job.
littleCupCakes - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
This version was awesome! Batman is still a flying fantasy man: got mask , black suit, batMobile & batCave. . . yeah, he flys allright !
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Commissioner Gordon, come quick, we've got a 555!

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