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Song Parodies -> "Drive My Car"

Original Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Drive My Car"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

asked that girl if she'd go out with me
she said, "surely...i agree"
i wanna drink, shameless...till down on my knees
then you can do something if you please

baby, you can drive my car
when i'm guzzlin' at the bar
baby, you can drive my car
when i am too drunk to

i told that girl that my reasons were good
and she said, "maybe...guess i could
i'll just eat peanuts and eggs soaked in brine
while you just have you a wetter time"

baby, you can drive my car
when i'm guzzlin' at the bar
baby, you can drive my car
when i am too drunk to

"please be my D.D., yeah"

baby, you can drive my car
when i'm guzzlin' at the bar
baby, you can drive my car
when i am too drunk to

i told that girl we should leave right away
then she said, "listen, babe...i got something to say
i'd drive your car but that wouldn't be smart
cause i've got no license and can't take part"

baby, i can't drive your car
when you're guzzlin' at the bar
baby, i can't drive your car
when you are too drunk to

can't be your D.D., yeah
can't be your D.D., yeah
can't be your D.D., yeah
can't be your D.D., yeah




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Peter Andersson - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
D.D is short for designated driver, right?
Jason - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!
alvin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peter..yes....thanks jason
2Eagle - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Your parody reads as a Happy Schnapps Combo song.
alvin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle.....exactly my intent....huh ?
AFW - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't let 'em drive your car..just let 'em drive you nuts...
alvin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...i just drink at home anyway but my wife still drives me nuts
Peregrin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
You drove this one home alvin!
Invisible Boy - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
What drinking problem ? I drink...fall down...no problem !
This was excellent alvin. I loved the "eggs soaked in brine"...I'll bring the pickled pig's knuckles and I'll meet ya at the VFW.
alvin - August 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin...lol....thanks IB...i wouldn't eat either no matter how drunk i was
Meriadoc - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved the sub for the 'beep beep' line!
alvin - August 04, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry
LittleRoadCakes - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Mightly Duke o'Roads~ been traveling quite a few in the mountains this past week, so it feels good to be 'back in the saddle' of my cubicle chair(opps, Throne!)
alvin - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks LittleRoadCakes...i appreciate you checking out my recent stuff

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