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Song Parodies -> "Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Here, There, and Everywhere"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

To deal with bitter life,
I need my lager and beer.

Drink it each day of the year.
Easing my life with the lift of my hand—
Mug or a can.
Supply me with ale or beer.

Running so dark and not pale.
Both I am drinking. How good they can be!
Somebody’s speaking,
But how can I know who’s there?

I want beer everywhere,
And with beer inside me,
I know I need never fear,
But to love life,
I need Bud Light everywhere!

Buddy, it’s more fun to share!
Now I’m believing that I’ll never die,
Driving while high,
And hoping I’ll make it there.

I want beer everywhere,
And with beer inside me
I can ride my derriere,
And to toast life,
Miller High Life everywhere—!

Who took my keys? Don’t you dare!
Stay out my business, or you’re gonna die—
Who punched my eye?
Hey, who put the floor up here?

Gimme beer
For everywhere—
Beer, ale, for everywhere!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 16

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 5   15

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alvin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
this is just beautifully done...personally i don't care for beer but this makes me wish i did
MasonR - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great parody, well-concieved. 555! But I have one nit to pick did "Bud Light" get into a parody about Beer? ;-)
Ravyn Rant - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
What Mason said! Bud Light? Seriously, though, this was very well done and makes me want to pick up a stout on the way home! 555
Peregrin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Heh heh, me not drink either, but could appreciate the parody! Also amused by the light comments, which when I read the parody, i anticipated seeing heh heh.
Tim Mayfield - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Last call for 5's. This was beery good. I think you've shown that light-headedness and light-beeriness are partners in the great pub of life. Now who turned out the lights?
Jeff Reuben - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Just going through the A round, looked at the B entries, and saw BEER. So I had to look, I never pass on a beer. Most of it wasn't lol funny, but gave me a warm feeling inside (because of my love for beer). The last verse (second to last stanza) made me lol.
Guy - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment

What do you call a drink that is a mix of beer and whiskey?
What else - Hopscotch.

Great take off on the OS. This one scans well. Nice job.
Agrimorfee - March 14, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Lemee buy you a few pints, sweetie. "Buddy it's more fun to share" was kinda clunky to read against the OS, but this was a very pretty hail to ale.
Matthias - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
"Miller High Life everywhere—!" (Oh God Please No!!!! That has to be some of the worst beer that I've ever had before in my life). Good parody though.
Jason - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC B(eer)) I really liked this. 555. Very well done!
Max Power - March 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I'll drive...
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment
A tad on the simple side, but very well paced and seemed to follow TOS very well also. . .a few good lines mixed in too.
Red Ant - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Great topic and your lyrics fitr the tone of the OS perfectly. I'll echo Mason R's gripe about Bud Light not being beer, but overall a great work that I'd drink to.
Stuart McArthur - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) firstly, fantastic pacing Melanie, and I see the Bud Lite gripe has well and truly been aired before I arrived - clasy effort - 555
Invisible Boy - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Wait...I gotta go get a beer
OK I'm back
This paced very well...Wait...I gotta go get a beer
KO back I'm
And one other thing
Where am I ?

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