To deal with bitter life,
I need my lager and beer.

Beer.
Drink it each day of the year.
Easing my life with the lift of my hand—
Mug or a can.
Supply me with ale or beer.

Ale.
Running so dark and not pale.
Both I am drinking. How good they can be!
Somebody’s speaking,
But how can I know who’s there?

I want beer everywhere,
And with beer inside me,
I know I need never fear,
But to love life,
I need Bud Light everywhere!

Buddy, it’s more fun to share!
Now I’m believing that I’ll never die,
Driving while high,
And hoping I’ll make it there.

I want beer everywhere,
And with beer inside me
I can ride my derriere,
And to toast life,
Miller High Life everywhere—!

Who took my keys? Don’t you dare!
Stay out my business, or you’re gonna die—
Who punched my eye?
Hey, who put the floor up here?

Gimme beer
For everywhere—
Beer, ale, for everywhere!