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Song Parodies -> "He Beat Her"

Original Song Title:

"She Loves You"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"He Beat Her"

Parody Written by:

Toney Robinson

The Lyrics

I wrote this in response to Heather Mill's accusations of domestic violence against Paul McCartney. I believe she was lying to make herself look better to the public and ultimately get a larger settlement. I made a professionally produced recording of this song. The link to it is in the bottom comments.
He beat her yeah yeah yeah
He beat her yeah yeah yeah
He beat her yeah yeah yeah

She used to be in love
But that was yesterday
She hired a barrister
And he told her what to say

She says he beat her
and you know that's rather crass
he beat her
gonna get some extra cash

She says he drinks too much
and he smokes some marijuana
He got out of control
and he put his hands upon her

She says he beat her
and you know that's rather crass
he beat her
gonna get some extra cash

He beat her yeah yeah yeah
He beat her yeah yeah yeah
With a lie like that
you know she'll get more cash

She used to be so nice
And she was a lovely bird
But now she just a bitch
And she's acting like a turd

She says he beat her
and you know that's rather crass
he beat her
gonna get some extra cash

He beat her yeah yeah yeah
He beat her yeah yeah yeah
With a lie like that
you know she'll get more cash
REPEAT
REPEAT
As stated earlier, I produced an authentic sounding recording of this. Here is a link to it: http://www.pixiepups.com/He%20Beat%20Her.mp3 Lyrics and recording are copyright 2007 by Toney Robinson. All rights reserved.

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Peregrin - July 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I tend to agree with the overall sentiment. Did you know that before all the problems, Paul McCartney was asked by a journalist: "Will you ever go down on one knee again?" Paul replied: "I would prefer it if you refer to her as Heather"!

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