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Song Parodies -> "Beggin' For Kidneys"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Beggin' For Kidneys"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm...lookin' for some donor people
i'm...lookin' for some donor people

beggin' for kidneys
that can be spliced...and then perched...in a webbing of skin
hidden within
don't have much window
need mine replaced...trouble deep...they are scarred to the core
i need to score

call the donor people
that's where i need them from
call the donor people
i need a pair, by gum

i'm in a frenzy
nothing's occured...and i'm squirmin'...cause none have appeared
just as i feared
mine just ain't workin'
function is blocked...they ain't right...and i'm gettin' so scared
who's got a pair ?

call the donor people
that's where i need them from
call the donor people
i need a pair, by gum

i'm...lookin' for some donor people
i'm...lookin' for some donor people

beggin' for kidneys
left in the lurch...can't be merry...with organs so lame
oh what a shame
no pair they send me
oh how that hurts...none on hand...my condition is grave
who wants to save ?

call the donor people
that's where i need them from
call the donor people
i need a pair, by gum






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AFW - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Well done, could've been Jim Nabors' theme song...good to give light touch attention to this serious problem
adagio - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Very well done, alvin. 5's
McKludge - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I hope this isn't biographical... Anyway, can't you get by with just one?
alvin - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, adagio and mckludge...nope, i have two...people get by with one but two is better
Meriadoc - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Ooops! They had a pair set aside for you, but someone put them in a pie. Great title sub.
alvin - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks merry....oh well, there must be more out there somewhere in the kidney pool
2Eagle - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
You can't help but laugh at a problem that is very real. That hits close to home with me because one of my cousins had kidney failure and a neighbor had a transplant. Her sister was the doner.
Invisible Boy - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice title-sub alvin. Here's 15 "loops of Henle" for you. Next time why not try something by Urethra Franklin...?
Susanna Viljanen - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
This is a very real problem. One of my old swimming team mates had renal failure at age of 35 and needed transplants.
alvin - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle, IB (groan) and susanna
Tim Mayfield - July 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Top notch pacing. Loved the beggin' for kidneys and my condition is grave bits. Kept wondering about the by gum though... is there some missing teeth or some edibleness I missed?
Peregrin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Here's 3 5's I'm donating to your cause right now alvin :)
alvin - July 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks tim...the "by gum" is just a goofy expression...thanks peregrin

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