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Song Parodies -> "Shrinks Want To Help"

Original Song Title:

"Think For Yourself"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Shrinks Want To Help"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I shrinks, therefore I sham

My couch is here for you
To lay upon the things you want to
You may be out of touch
With some uncertain Je ne sais quoi
That you cannot clutch

Spew if you want to spew
And strew what you misconstrue
Shrinks want to help
And I will be here for you

Breakthrough beyond what’s built
The challenge is to live your life to the hilt
And though you’re down and wrought
Your mettle chin is up
You always were a juggernaut

Snooze if you want to snooze
Or chew the fat while you choose
Shrinks want to help
And I don’t want you to loose

And as your mind expands
Try trying more to see and understand
Your outlook’s taking shape
There’s better ways to communicate
Than you just going ape

Stew if you want to stew
Or skew a kabob or two
Shrinks want to help
And I’m always here for you

Hew what you want to hew
Or stone those caught honing you
Shinks want to help
And I’m always here for you
Shrinks want to help
And I will stay here for you

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alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
great concept and execution...i sang along
littleCupCakes - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Hooray for good counselors, as they are difficult to find!
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
You're giving John Barry a run for his money with verbosity... 5-5-5

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