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Song Parodies -> "Fried Baby Pie"

Original Song Title:

"Cry Baby Cry"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fried Baby Pie"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...the hansel and gretel story as told by the witch...
fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better

the girl with hair of gold
was with her sibling
lurking in the forest, green
i shouted out a holler
shouting "hello...
i love children...i'm not mean"

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

they had a step-mom, hardened
who had told their dad
they must be sent away
i led them to the kitchen
and invited them to fatten up all day

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

they started in a-dining
thought me kindly
cause their stomachs were in need
their tummies had been growling
with a message
that they craved some food, indeed

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

i smiled as they were eating
at the table
where they had their fannies parked
i knew just what they liked
and hoped their little appetites
were fully sparked

fried baby pie
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

fried fried fried baby
set to munch, am i
there's nothing else i like better
than fried baby pie

then they tossed my ass in the oven
yes, those kids attacked
then they cooked me up in the oven
now, i find i'm turning black
as i'm on the rack


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Jason - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, but I found this rather distasteful (no pun intended). However I will refrain from voting on this occasion as I don't want to mess up your rating, as I know you are capable of writing so much better.
alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
fair enough jason.....but mother goose is the one who cooked up this story
alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
...or perhaps the brothers grimm
Jason - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, im glad you acknowledged my comment. I don't think bad of you or anything, I just didn't like the content in this parody, so thats why I didn't vote and spoil your rating as I thought that would have been childish. No matter, I know one or two of my parodies have caused a stir-up - however I will let you discover what they were!
alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
yeah, been a lightning rod here myself more than once
AFW - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I see nothing wrong with a little edgy fairy tale humor...after all, it's based on fairy tale facts..
alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW....and as everyone knows the witch was just SINGED a little...the trouble was when someone threw water on her to put her out...no wait, that's another story
littleCupCakes - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, I like this munchy wunchy tale! I believe that the author, Jonathan Swift, wrote a 'proclamation' about how to survive during famines, that was something along this line!
alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleCupCakes...thanks for the info
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Black humor is the best... especially when it's crunchy... 5-5-5
alvin - May 13, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto..yes...lol

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