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Song Parodies -> "All You Need Are Shoves"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All You Need Are Shoves"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

there ain't a single neck that can't be wrung
if people can't be moved, just treat like dung
knees can break away...easily, one can be rendered lame
its easy

something like a threat can sure be made
foreheads can be staved, if one's a knave
people, you can boot...you can get what you want this time
its easy

all you need are shoves
all you need are shoves
all you need are shoves, guv
shoves are all you need

knuckles, you can show if one acts slow
you can put the squeeze, if apropos
someone can be beat...until a pile of bloody meat
its easy

all you need are shoves
all you need are shoves
all you need are shoves, guv
shoves are all you need

all you need are shoves (fists a-clenchin' now)
all you need are shoves (hit somebody)
all you need are shoves, guv
shoves are all you need

shoves are all you need
shoves are all you need
shoves are all you need

i hate you...yeah yeah yeah
i hate you...yeah yeah yeah



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TJC - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Just reading your parody... I'M SEEING RED! (Please don't stave *my* forehead, Sir Paul, er...Alvin! 5 Slammy awards!
AFW - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This reads with a great beat-up beat
Invisible Boy - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
I laughed 'till I was black and blue.
The slow/apropos stood out for me as did the ad-libs in the parenthesis. Nice work...
alvin - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks TJC, AFW and IB
2Eagle - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Did you go to a Catholic school with some really baaad nuns?
alvin - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....no
littleCupCakes - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Duke o'Swerve~ this moves well, despite its most unKnightly manner ! I do remember the 'shoving' on a HighSchool bus, as there were never enough seats for all.
alvin - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleCupCakes
Ann Hammond - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann
MrMacphisto - May 05, 2008 - Report this comment
This one has a nice wring to it... 5-5-5
alvin - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto
Peregrin - May 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Have a fistful of 5s!
alvin - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin

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