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Song Parodies -> "When I Lived With Dwarves"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm Sixty-four"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"When I Lived With Dwarves"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

now i'm much older...prince, i have snared
life is good and how
still i can remember when there was a time
i had led a life, less sublime
living with louts, in quarters, unclean
made to mop the floors
grumpy and sleepy....man, it was creepy
when i lived with dwarves

you'd be fed up, too
yes, you can take my word
it was quite askew

there would be dopey...acting absurd
doc would dote upon
then there would be bashful...on the quiet side
off to work, just marching a-stride
i'd do the garden...i'd pull the weeds
all the tiresome chores
happy and sneezy...it wasn't easy
when i lived with dwarves

in the summer, what a stuffy cottage
it was cramped, alright...it was downright weird
i worked like a slave
man-children, never pleased
thank god, i was saved

send them a postcard...drop them a line
tell them "howdy-do"
i still treat them nicely with the words i say
not sincere, but written that way
they never answer...that's true to form
they choose to ignore
i don't get weepy...man, it was creepy
when i lived with dwarves

whew !

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Invisible Boy - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This one is just so "alvin", alvin. I loved the title sub and how you worked the names in. Great job.
Meriadoc - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
You delved deep for this one. :-)
AFW - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Not short on quality...fine job
alvin - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB, merry and AFW
PMS - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
I have to agree with IB.
alvin - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks PMS, glad ya enjoyed
Michael Pacholek - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin, Alvin, off the wall, this was the funniest of them all!
alvin - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks michael
MrMacphisto - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
nice... lol... 5-5-5
adagio - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
cute! Liked how you worked the names in. 5's
littleCupCakes - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, this is very clever, and how true. Sadly, I know, as I lived with tres Vaqeros hermanos de Campagna . . . I know the routine: cooking,cooking,cooking & Cleaning!!
alvin - April 29, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto, adagio and littleCupCakes
Peregrin - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
This was dwarf-tastic!
Phil Alexander - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - OK, as a chipmunk, I guess you have an affinity for dwarves, but... this is brilliant. One of those "why didn't I think of that" title subs, perfectly executed.
alvin - May 01, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin and phil

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