Song Parodies -> Got To Get A Ginzu Type Knife

Original Song Title:	"Got To Get You Into My Life"
Original Performer:	The Beatles

Parody Song Title:	"Got To Get A Ginzu Type Knife"
Parody Written by:	Alvin Rhodes

it cuts through bones...it cuts through rinds
its good to own...its quite a knife there
in my abode...this baby shines
i got one for...that wife of mine there

ooh...it will completely please you
ooh...and from overwork, frees you
every single day...of your life

you got a spud...you're making fries
you use the blade that they have sold you
almost fun...your fingers fly
the tater's skinned...and joy enfolds you

ooh...how it slices so cleanly
ooh...and it dices supremely
stuff as tough as leather ?...its OK

got to get a ginzu type knife

tomatoes, too...are cut with ease
when dinner's due...it shows the way there
chops your food...it severs, cleaves...
and zips right through...whatever lays there

ooh...it will completely please you
ooh...and from overwork, frees you
every single day...of your life

got to get a ginzu type knife

got to get a ginzu type knife

it cuts through bones...it cuts through rinds
its good to own...its quite a knife there
in my abode...this baby shines
i got one for...that wife of mine there

it certainly will please you
and from overwork, frees you
every single day of your life

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McKludge - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Act now, and receive additional 5's for this parody! Don't wait!

Michael Pacholek - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

It's good to see a parody about a Japanese product other than those ridiculous cartoons -- as if we don't produce enough of our own, we don't need to import them. Welcome to the land of the rising fives.

alvin - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks mckludge and michael

AFW - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Sharp parody here, a cut above...good stuff...but, I was hoping you'd have it cut off your finger for an ending (Just in the parody, of course)

alvin - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW.....lol....or perhaps "stuck that ginzu knife in may wife" ?....hell, i'm still getting over killing yogi bear the other day

Jason - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

Funny Michael Pacholek saying that, if it was Japanese-based then TSB surely would have commented!

MasonR - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

But wait--there's more: 555 more!

alvin - April 17, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks jason and mason

Peregrin - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment

Bonus! The title had 'alvin' all over it! Well, it didn't, but you get my drift.

alvin - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks peregrin

Guy - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment

These Popeil episodes are starting to wear on me as did the Bates horrody. I may become overwhelmed again and I may have no choice but to piggy back again on your promotions. I did spend my fair share of time in the Far East and can give these Japanese commercial parodies a new slant. And don't excuse the pun you hocker of junk items, you. Prese to plomote misah Rhoses to numba 5. Absolutely loved this and your Popeil attractions have me attracted for sure, buddy. These handy dandy parodies are pure gold and deserve the recognition of a category of their own with you as the author, sir.

adagio - April 18, 2008 - Report this comment

alvin...for a second,I thought you meant to buy it to do bodily harm to your wife. =:o But, I read it over and, no, thank goodness . But, reading all the stuff that knife will do makes me want one!! Ginzu Type Fives!! : )

alvin - April 19, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks guy...i've got a special place in my heart for "only seen on TV" merchandise...steve goodman wrote a great song about them called "vegamatic"...thanks adagio....no....no bodily harm to the wife....but potatoes and tomatoes better watch out

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Song Parodies -> Got To Get A Ginzu Type Knife

"Got To Get You Into My Life"

The Beatles

"Got To Get A Ginzu Type Knife"

Alvin Rhodes

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