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Song Parodies -> "All Their Turds They'll Fling"

Original Song Title:

"And Your Bird Can Sing"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All Their Turds They'll Fling"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you tell me that the apes, i should just not taunt
cause their turds, they'll fling
but they won't hit me
they won't

you say they've hit seven others
and their turds were green
and they're not too clean
they're not too...clean

despite calculations
they won't track me down
no intimidation
to be found
to be found

(organ grinder solo)

all those turds, verboten
ain't no way to clown
i don't need a coatin'
off, i'll bound
off, i'll bound

you tell me it occurs every day, gee whiz
all their turds, they'll fling
but they're not near me
they're not

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Peregrin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one alvin. I can vouch for this parody's content, I've seen it done (on TV). Never saw the apes do it to Charlton Heston in the movies though, that would have been something.
Peter Andersson - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Is this about the current political campaigning in the US?
MasonR - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
What Peter said! Flinging ya 5's
alvin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin, peter and mason...i suppose that is a good analogy, but, no, i was just thinking about monkeys throwing poop
AFW - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny take on poo at the zoo, here
2Eagle - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I Thought of a letter to Ann Landers from somebody complaining about the new church minister who had a pet monkey who "did very bad things " when parishioners came to visit. The preacher would tell them that he was one of God's beautiful creatures. Ann Lander's reply was that maybe the preacher kept the monkey on his porch to keep people away. P.S. Throw poo at Charlton Heston? He took enough of a beating from those feindish apes.
UnKnownPOOtress - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Hu Flung Poo . . . at ~SFO~ Zoo ?
alvin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW, 2eagle and UnKnownPootress

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