You have heard about Hollywood Hills,
Where smelly cats and skunks roam the dells -
Well, here's another experience,
That costs pretty cents.
Looking through the metal forest,
Radio and cel 'phone towers -
Hiking up the Stough Canyon.

I ragged on about Angelin - e -ey,
From the city of Mahogan - e - ey.
Well, here's a leak from the biz,
Angelina is Liz -
Working for a million dollars,
So she can shop for soigne athletic gear -
Hiking up the Stough Canyon -
(Gasp) uh, unh, uh, unh, uh, unh.
Hiking up the Stough Canyon.

I told you about how bad gym socks smell,
And El Segundo's rank oil wells -
Well, here's a place that's smellier still,
O'er the land fill -
Osama Bin Laden's in Burbank,
Rapping on the Tonight show -
Hiking up the Stough Canyon.
(Music winds down)