Song Parodies -> Eliot Spitzer
| Original Song Title: | "Eleanor Rigby" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Eliot Spitzer" |
| Parody Written by: | Christopher Gansky |
Yeah, it's been done, but at least I got the right number of syllables.
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Eliot Spitzer sending his cash to the
Emperor’s Club in D.C. Gotta have Ashley
Gets a hotel room, using a name
That he keeps in a jar by the door, just like his whore
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all come from?
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all belong?
Father McGreevey, writing the words of a memoir
That no one will read. Spitzer took no heed
Look at him cruising, just like he did
On the day that his daughter was born. Pretty boy porn
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all come from?
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all belong?
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Eliot Spitzer had to resign in disgrace
With his wife at his side. Swallow that pride
Father McGreevey, staring at
Governor Paterson clearing the air, ’bout an affair
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all come from?
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all belong?
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Eliot Spitzer sending his cash to the
Emperor’s Club in D.C. Gotta have Ashley
Gets a hotel room, using a name
That he keeps in a jar by the door, just like his whore
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all come from?
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all belong?
Father McGreevey, writing the words of a memoir
That no one will read. Spitzer took no heed
Look at him cruising, just like he did
On the day that his daughter was born. Pretty boy porn
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all come from?
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all belong?
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Ah look at all the horny lib’rals
Eliot Spitzer had to resign in disgrace
With his wife at his side. Swallow that pride
Father McGreevey, staring at
Governor Paterson clearing the air, ’bout an affair
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all come from?
All the horny lib’rals, where do they all belong?
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Ahem. When John McCain stops having sex with female lobbyists, and Congressional Republicans like Larry Craig and Mark Foley clean up their acts, then you can talk about "horny lib'rals."
I see a word or two out of pace, so to speak. You could have used "Spitz took no heed". Speaking of horny liberals, you could have stuck Kwame Kilpatrick in there, too.
Sir Michael, I like this indeed! GovSpitzer doesn't strike me as being liberal . . . He's a most interesting, rather ~Planview~ fellow! Perhaps an author will pen his bio ?!? There's probably a lot more deeds concerning him that Taxpayers do NOT know about . .
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