Sailed on an ocean cruise around the world
Never saw a lot of sights
I was seasick all the way, just wretched and hurled
In my bunk both days and nights

Now Back In The U.S. I Are,
And feeling much better by far, boy
Back In The US, I Are, yeah

Gonna' be a landlubber with no disgrace
I'll take solid earth, not ebb
From now on, if I wish to travel someplace
Well, I'll just surf on the web..

I'm Back In The U.S. I Are,
Back on good old dirt, in a bar, boy
Back In The U.S.
Back In The U.S.
Back In The U.S. I Are..

No Magellan, me, I'll hang right where I'm from
Stuff that old sea hunch
Don't need no Cruise, no, not even Tom
I hate it when I lose my lu, lu, lu, lu, lu,
Lu, lu, lu, lunch..
Hey, come on..
Hu Hey Hu, hey, ah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah..

I'm Back In The U.S. I Are
And I know how lucky I are, boys
Back In The U.S. I Are

No Magellan, me, I'll stick right where I'm from
Skip that old sea brunch..
I need no Cruise, no, not even Tom
Don't like it when I lose my lu, lu, lu, lu, lu, lu, lu
Lu, lu, lu, lunch..

On that trip, all that I saw were rolling waves
Scores of seagulls, lottsa' foam
When the wife starts bellyachin' cruiseline raves
She can go, but I'll stay home..

I'm Back In The U.S.
Back In The U.S.
Back In The U.S. I Are

I'm Back In The U.S.
Back In The U.S.
Back In The U.S. I Are.....