I've wanted the Zelda game Twilight Princess
Since it's been the best Zelda yet, I guess
But I hated that darn Wii
Which was too misleading for me
But I'll buy a Gamecube instead

Let's all point out that the Gamecube is better than the Wii
I'm still a smash brother melee geek
Forget the Wii, you morons
Don't say "Nintendo went wrong"
Cos I wanted Gamecube instead

Don't want the Wii, cuz the name's too weird
But you don't really have to fear
Do I just need the Wii? No way ay hay!
I've needed a Gamecube today

And I got the cube everything will be fine
I'm gonna buy Twilight Princess online
Yes, the Zelda game I've wanted
But if Wii bugs you, you'll be haunted
Stick to the Gamecube instead