Song Parodies -> The Lotto Medley

Original Song Title:

"The Abbey Road Medley"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Lotto Medley"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

....you never give me your money / golden slumbers / carry that weight / the end....i never make any money / golden numbers / tarry and wait / the end...
i never make any money...i only scribble on sheets of paper
i'm in the middle of exasperation...i break down
i never guess the right numbers...it always ends up a variation
i'm in a tizzy from anticipation...i break down

i acknowledge money spent...see no profit...blow the rent
all the money's gone...nothing to show
winning combo...what i lack...its alarming...out of whack
losing all my dough...nothing to show
oh..its dirty dealing...nothing to show...nothing to show

i have dreams...pick up a check and get me a limousine
buy a house and move from here
oh what a gas to finally get away
i have dreams...come true today...come true today...come true today
(but it don't)

i chose three, four, five six, seven
twas eight, nine, ten, twelve, eleven
i chose three, four, five six, seven
twas eight, nine, ten, twelve, eleven
i chose three, four, five six, seven
twas eight, nine, ten, twelve, eleven

got to be a way...to make a fortune
got to be a way...but none are known
but i'll keep trying till i die...cause i still think its gonna fly

golden numbers will arise...ones that take the highest prize
yes, i'll keep trying till i die...cause i still think its gonna fly

boy, they make you tarry and wait...tarry and wait...a long time
boy, they make you tarry and wait...tarry and wait...a long time

i never tire of the thrill, though
i know some day there'll be jubilation
but as for now there is no celebration...i break down

oh yeah...alright
will i ever live out my dreams ?...i might

love to...love to...love to...love to
love to...love to...love to...love to

but in the end...the cash i stake
ain't equal to the cash i make
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AFW - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sadly true and humorous...I lose a lot-tery too
Stan Hall - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
NIcely meddled medley. :-)
Agrimorfee - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Nicely done, even without Mr. Mustard, Polythene Pam and she who came in through the bathroom window. Your lucky number for today's drawing: 555.
Johnny D - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
And the last 2 lines sum up why so many state governments go blotto for lotto!
alvin - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and stan....thanks agri (suppose i coulda done 'been missin' numbers / pauper, i am / my cash has all gone out the window"...but i'm lazy)...thanks johnny
2Eagle - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
If you don't pay the taxes they will track you down and lock you up.
Melanie Lee - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderful! This is one of the best parodies I've ever seen here! Your pacing is so clever I wish I could give that a 6! As it is, 5-5-5. GREAT JOB!
alvin - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle....thanks melanie...wow !
Paul Robinson - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Really great stuff again, alvin...very clever concept and clear & clean execution...of course, it's not a "pornody medley", but...well, never mind - 5's ~ ~ ~
LottoLady - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
555 Sir Alvin, I stopped "stratching" on the Calif. Lotto games years ago! I've never known anyone who ever gained any winnings!
alvin - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks paul and LottoLady

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