Adolf was a man who was a great dictator,
And he thought he'd always last.
Adolf stuffed his face with pounds of chocolat -er,
Passed a lot of flutterblasts.

Passed wind, passed wind,
Adolf passed a lot of wind.
Foul wind, foul wind,
It eminated from both ends.
(Sieghell, Adolf, you smell!)

Passed gas, passed gas,
Adolf passed a lot of gas.
Passed gas, passed gas,
Adolf had a toxic ass.
(Bad ass Adolf!)

Dennis was a man who used to be a cowboy -
'Till he joined the one oh one.
Dennis parichuted into France on D Day -
Saw the Krauts were overcome.

By gas, by gas,
The Krauts were overcome by gas.
Were gassed, were gassed,
Were gassed by gas that Adolf passed.
(Ride 'em, Cowboy!)

Move in, move in,
Smell your way to Berlin.
We won, we won,
The airing out has begun.
All clear, Cowboy -
The sissy Russians all swooned,
And the Fuehrer is gone -
In his deep down bunker,
By his own funker.

Get back, get back,
Get back and put your gas masks on.