-> "Love That Meat, But Seen It Made ?"
Original Song Title:
"Lovely Rita"
Parody Song Title:
"Love That Meat, But Seen It Made ?"
The Lyrics
love that meat, but seen it made ?
love that meat, but seen it made ?
love the meat, but...seen it made ?
nothing could be so grievous
first they get conked so they will pass away
when at last, the carcass teeters
its prepared, so you can eat 'er
filing off the gristle as they swing on large hooks
temps are low, to keep 'em colder
as they cut the flanks and shoulders
so you'll have a little bit of filet mignon
(wah...wah...wah...wah)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
animals sliced up neatly
never be free....no way to flee, you see
MEATY !
taken off...to see the skinner
bloody bath...then wrapped for dinner
once they're eaten up, you'll never see 'em again
have your fill...enjoy the flavor
take some home...i'm sure you'll savor
but just think it over...its a critter, they slew
oh !
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
honest, it would disgust you
give it a think, when sausage links, you chew
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(oh, meaty...meaty...meaty...meaty...stains)
love that meat, but...seen it made ?
(animal noises punctuated by yelps of pain)
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