Song Parodies -> I Am A Tall Cuss
| Original Song Title: | "I Am The Walrus" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Am A Tall Cuss" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
...paul bunyan sings...
you are wee...and not like me...i'm like a tree
i'm so well put together
i weigh a ton...i block out the sun...i'm stories high
i'm giant
sittin' with my ox, babe...bluer than an ox should come
flannel woven plaid shirt
i'm a very sturdy man...yet still a growin' boy
see how my legs grow long
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude
dug a canyon...with no plannin'...pretty grand ol' canyon...that i hoed
i'm quite a guy...i'm vastly oversized...gargantuan
i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant
i'm a forest buster...lumber pilin' up so high
livin' me the good life...energy is ceaseless
searchin' for the knotty pines so i can chop 'em down
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude
expert...axe sort...most resourceful
don't you think i'm forceful ?...course, you do
(yes we do...yes, we do...yes, we do)
can't tell a lie...my babe is a guy...he's big as i
i'm giant
hewin' down an orchard...trees, i see, i overpow'r
hatchet, i am swingin'...zingin' and a-flingin'
man, you wish you could be me, cause i'm a dynamo
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman..i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude..i'm huge
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude...i'm huge
super super super
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
oh, i'm wide breadth
scary man
hairy big body
i'm one in a million
of that, you cannot doubt
i'm the one...i'm a big mother...yep, dude
i'm so well put together
i weigh a ton...i block out the sun...i'm stories high
i'm giant
sittin' with my ox, babe...bluer than an ox should come
flannel woven plaid shirt
i'm a very sturdy man...yet still a growin' boy
see how my legs grow long
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude
dug a canyon...with no plannin'...pretty grand ol' canyon...that i hoed
i'm quite a guy...i'm vastly oversized...gargantuan
i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant....i'm giant
i'm a forest buster...lumber pilin' up so high
livin' me the good life...energy is ceaseless
searchin' for the knotty pines so i can chop 'em down
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman...i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude
expert...axe sort...most resourceful
don't you think i'm forceful ?...course, you do
(yes we do...yes, we do...yes, we do)
can't tell a lie...my babe is a guy...he's big as i
i'm giant
hewin' down an orchard...trees, i see, i overpow'r
hatchet, i am swingin'...zingin' and a-flingin'
man, you wish you could be me, cause i'm a dynamo
i am a woodsman...hell of a woodsman..i am a tall cuss
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude..i'm huge
huge whoppin' dude...huge huge whoppin' dude...i'm huge
super super super
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
chop trees, chop trees...everywhere, i lop trees
oh, i'm wide breadth
scary man
hairy big body
i'm one in a million
of that, you cannot doubt
i'm the one...i'm a big mother...yep, dude
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This was axe-cellent! 555
Nice! Pacing is perfect. 555
If this were a commercial for Paul Bunyon it would be an OXygenizement. Your skills are showing that they are well Paulished. Excellent and the title just grabs your attention. Absolutely loved it!
One of the best parodies of this song I've seen.
thanks mason, mckludge, guy and john
You are a giant of a songwriter.
thanks 2eagle....and about 5'6" in person...lol
That's quite a well-done Tall Story...5's ~ ~ ~
thanks paul
Sit you down, Bunyan, rest you. Pretty darned good!
Ox-cellent
standing tall! brilliant 5-5-5
thanks agri, babe (quite an honor) and harry
Truly, a giant "Read-word" of a parody..Best I sawed today
lol... a video for this would be pretty funny...
"And here's another clue for you all...the walrus was tall!" LOL!
thanks AFW , macphisto and QC79
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