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Song Parodies -> "Nape Of Neck Biter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nape Of Neck Biter"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

nape of neck biter

i grow so batty...yeah, i sure get shook
when i yearn to bite..i get off the hook
i'm mad as a hatter...yes, a man to fear
cause your blood, i'll rob
yes, i want to be a nape of neck biter
nape of neck biter

it is surely gory when berserk, i am
and i'll take the life of my fellow man
your blood is spurtin' for my daily meal
its a steady flow
and i want to be a nape of neck biter
nape of neck biter

nape of neck biter

i've been 'round for ages and killed quite a few
i'm be bitin' more...maybe even YOU
cause my fangs are longer than the normal style
i will plunge 'em down
and i want to be a nape of neck biter
nape of neck biter

if i really spike it when i take a bite
you'll see blood a-spillin' oh so red and bright
i can never spurn it, cause i need it, dear
i could drink a lake
and i want to be a nape of neck biter
nape of neck biter

nape of neck biter (nape of neck biter)
nape of neck biter (nape of neck biter)
nape of neck biter (nape of neck biter)




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McKludge - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Tasty. 555
AFW - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
If I were a wolf, or were a werewolf, I'd go for feminine necks, only...good biting satire, here
alvin - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and AFW
Matthias - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Wrong season there buddy, but still a great parody!
PMS - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Bloody good
alvin - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks matthias and PMS
Dee Range - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Here's some 5's. Now stay away from my neck! And Merry X-Mas alvin!
alvin - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dee....merry christmas to you too
Ann Hammond - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I wonder why I didn't come up with this.
alvin - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks ann...beats me
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Have a good holiday Alvin, Good parody on Christmas Eve, except that it reminds me of Halloween:)
alvin - December 25, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dave...happy holidays !

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